in the face of love.

If anyone has ears to hear, let him hear.
Mark 4:23

I AM GOING TO CUT MY HAIR.
BECAUSE.

I CAN STOP BEING BRANDED A:
1.hamster
2.terrorist
3.rapist
4.hippy
5.caveman
6.lamppost
7.gay

and all time favourite, no.8.FEMALE.

I CAN STOP HAVING:
1.my vision blocked by my long fringe.
2.my hair being tied up by retards like rain, sharon and majella.
3.people talking about how i look like a FEMALE.
4.people shouting loudly about how im going into the wrong toilet when i enter the gents.
5.random strangers remarking about how much i look like that guy from the mrt bombing videos when i wear a black cap.or a cap of any colour for that matter.
6.people staring at me for perverse reasons.

I'LL BE FREE FROM:
1.father's nagging.
2.mother's nagging.
3.sister's nagging.
4.schoolmates' nagging.
5.friends from various places nagging.
6.little kids bumping into me and their mothers saying:"say sorry jiejie."
7.offers to promote lux, head and shoulders, pantene...
8.being mistaken for being jessica alba, fann wong, eva longoria...
9.competitions from FEMALES WITH SHORT HAIR to compare hair length.

therefore, I SHALL CUT MY HAIR.

and along with those, get contact lenses.
and go for a manicure.
and go workout everyday so that i can look like a spartan from 300.
okay not everyday.as much as i can luh.
and i shall never leave long hair again.ever.

so that i'll never again be called:
FEMALE.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

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